Open Standards Design Meeting #1
The first nearly-organised, 1 semi-chaotic meeting of the SmofMLTM development group occurred on 6 October 2002 in Albany, New York. Although a number of individuals of the smoffish persuasion were present at the meeting, it was felt that taking attendance and reporting the names could destroy the delicate elegance of a truly open standards group. While some wandered by and quickly back-pedaled in dismay at terms like "attribute" and "sub-element" and "definition language," still others were magnetically attracted to the meeting through the mystical power of FoMS.2
Individuals at the meeting included an XMLNTM expert consultant and trainer, and one member of the international standards board of MDDLANTM . Neither, we are delighted to report, permitted their background to interfere with their ragged determination to make SmofML TM a fitting offspring of SGMLDHATME .
The standards design group determined that SmofMLTM should, if it is to be widely adopted in fandom, must answer certain essential questions: What, Where, Who, and When. (The question "why" was not, it was felt, within the purview of this standards group.)
What -- Elemental, my dear
The following elements/actions were initially proposed and discussed 3 :
To show how some elements would develop subsidiary mark-up structures, two principal elements ("Intercourse" and "Ingest") were broken down to sub-elements:
Several style attributes were also identified as belonging to the top level of attributes:
Where -- Location in
The "where" division identifies "where did this action take place?" and may include various indications of location. Included are the following:
"Wheres" would be URIs <Universal
Resource Indicators> to be developed by appropriate standards committees
to filter the conventions of that location <as opposed to the locations
of that convention>.
Who -- Naming conventions (not to be confused with naming Conventions)
Several notes were made about "who" as it would relate to SmofML TM, including discussions of naming conventions, ancillary portions of naming conventions, and the nature of tags within the general parameter of who-ness. <If all of the "who"s are in "Whoville," the RealName tag = "Theodore Geisel.">
Who may take the form of:
"Authority" in relation to "Who" is identified as a deprecated tag. <All ID specifications should have a deprecated tag.> In this case, tag=authority is deprecated because no SMOFs have authority without taint of bluster.
of possessing authority belong in "Pontificate" attribute, supra.
When -- What happens when you pass the speed of light?
Two options for standards of chronological paradigms were identified by the standards group in so far as temporal indications within the mark-up language were required:
We believe that SmofML TM will have much of its value as a definition language, providing archetypal explanations for essential knowledge that must be shared within the core smoffish development community. We therefore began the definitional process by identifying several element definitions (these are non-binding, of course; otherwise, we would need to disband after SmofML TM 1.0.)
b. kvetch 5
d. angst 6
4. Obscure: Conceal through excessive explanation (also to distract or misdirect.)
5. Niggle: To make minor, annoying, and tediously accurate corrections of no true importance, usually in someone else’s stories.
6. Rant: Bathos 7 undirected; cheaper than learning anger management techniques, and funnier.
7. Flame: To set (or attempt to set) fire to another SMOF’s metaphoric hair.
8. I Don't Know: We don't know.
1 Please note that English spellings are used in all cases where they will make us appear suave (that's French) and sophisticated (from the Greek).
2 See? That ribbon didn't mean what you thought it meant.
3 Ad nauseum. (That's Latin.)
4 Remember that the "X" in "XMLNTM" stands for "eXtensible" -- not what you're thinking.
5 Yiddish. You know from Yiddish?
6 That's German. Well, perhaps our Freudian slip is showing. Oh. He was Austrian. Never mind.
7 More Greek...the recording secretary had a classical education.
TM = Trade Mark
NTM = No Trade Mark
ANTM = Also No Trade Mark
DHATME = Doesn't Have a Trade Mark, Either